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Become a member of MADD

Surprise most of your relatives when you tell them you are MADD.
They may have suspected it, but now you can prove that you are certifiably MADD.
All of your family will be glad to give you all the time you need when you show them you're MADD!

Becoming a member is really easy.  You will need the following items:
A bag of ten marbles

Follow these simple steps to become a member.
  • Open your bag of marbles and place all the marbles in your mouth.
  • Answer the following 10 questions, removing one marble after each question.
  1. What is your name?
  2. What is your age?
  3. How long have you known your muther?
  4. Do you currently have your own gear?
  5. Do you currently have someone else's gear?
  6. Have you ever slept at a dropzone?  (passed out does not count)
  7. Have you ever been declared mad by a psychiatrist?
  8. Are you prepared to show everyone how mad you are?
  9. Are you prepared to be madder and badder than freeflyers?  (oops, that's not possible)
  10. Have you ever studied for a drug test?
  • Once you have lost all your marbles, you may join MADD.

 

Congratulations, welcome member.  Now send us some money to prove you really mean it.
If you don't, we'll send lots of SPAM email about XXX-rated websites and virgin skydivers.